Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Telling A Story

My Sorta Bad Weekend
Hello guys! I hope you all had a great weekend, I know I didn't, but anyway I will be sharing you guys about my weekend. This is supposed to be comical and I'm not trying to sound selfish or anything but I hope you enjoy!
The start of the weekend was pretty ok, until I went to A&W with my family and realized I had a big black spot on my white converse. So I just ignored it and ordered food, I got chicken tenders, turns out they weren't all the way done. That's great. After A&W I went to a movie with my mom, we went to see Wonder. We had to pay eleven dollars! But it was VIP which was the only theater there was for Wonder. We got into the theater and it was nothing special, just like the regular theaters, eleven dollars for that? Movie was pretty good. On Saturday I had to wake up early to go to my grandmas, and my friend Megan came with, it was a hour and a half drive. During the drive,my puppy Winnie decided to take a squat on my lap and started peeing, eww. We got to my grandmas and I was exhausted from being exhausted, so toke I toke a squat on the floor and my grandmas dog started humping me and I tried lifting my leg and she was still ON MY LEG. 
After all of that nonsense, Megan and I decided to get fresh air and went on the four-wheeler. We went a little farther away then we were supposed to.  So we went through a trail two miles away from the house and tried to find a place to turn, mind you its very narrow so it was very hard. So we got to the end and there was a big tree in the way. Then we turned off the four-wheeler and tried to push the four-wheeler the opposite way. It was turned and everything and we thought everything would be ok, BUT it wasn't. We got on the four-wheeler and it wouldn't turn on, so we tried turning it on and off like three million times, and still nothing. I was wearing crocs so my feet were going numb, dumb, right? We also didn't have a phone so we were like freaking out.
 After like two hours, we started hearing someone yell our names, so Megan went a little further up and I stayed back because my feet were freezing. So I waited and waited and was just looking around and spotted a dead rat hanging on a tree that was right next to me. Finally Megan came back and I saw that my mom was with her too. She helped us and fixed the four-wheeler and all she had to do was put a wire back in place. So after that long couple of hours, we went into my grandmas hot tub cause we were cold. BAD IDEA, our feet started to burn super bad, so we just had to suck it up and get used to it. We stayed in there for a couple of minutes and our eyes started to burn because the chlorine was so strong,so we got out. A couple of hours later we left my grandmas and we went to Casey's pizza because we were hangry, not hungry but hangry, short for hungry and angry. We got into the store and there was NO pizza, oh you bet we were really angry now.
A couple of miles later we stopped at a McDonalds and Megan and I each got a nugget meal. We got our food but no drink. It wasn't really a big deal since we already had water, but still. We opened the bag and there was no sauce that we asked for, at this point we are raged. Opened our chicken nuggets and toke a bight and spitted it out because it tasted like rubber and it was overcooked, at least the fries were good. We got home at 10:30 pm, after we get inside we gave love to our pets since they are soooo excited to see us. Megan went to go pet my hamster and it bit her and she started bleeding, like a lot. I went to hold her also and she also bit me. So we just kind of forgot that all of  that happened and went to bed. The next day, on Sunday was pretty good, I ate a lot of GOOD food unlike those chicken nuggets from McDonalds, but other wise the only bad thing that day was when the Vikings lost.
So that's my weekend. It wasn't all that terrible but it wasn't all that great either.
If you would like, comment about your weekend down below. 



1 comment:

  1. That is QUITE the story - full of random and somewhat disconcerting events! I can see why you would think that things did not go well!

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